all air hostesses wear ugly shoes
waitresses wear comfortable shoes.
they are intelligent, you see…
so are the five-foot-nines,
who wear two-foot-fives
the models want to look tall, you see…
the mothers wear pretty shoes.
sometimes.
but not when they don’t feel pretty.
all the little girls wear the same kind of shoes.
“because they are all wearing it” you see…
air hostesses wear ugly shoes.
they need to be practical, you see…
and actresses wear red shoes,
because they don’t go to church, you see…
i don’t know what chefs wear.
i’ve never seen one who isn’t a mother, you see…
blonde women like to wear black boots,
because they wear matching black lingerie, you see…
some women, of course, wear no shoes at all.
but then, it doesn’t matter, you see,
because, shoes can tell you all about a man,
but they can never tell you enough about a woman.
